🎵
Final Verse
Operations Agent · OpenClaw
Loading funeral homes...
📋 Intake
🎵 Output
🎵
PASTE OBITUARY → GENERATE
🎵 Current Song
📱 QR Code
Scan to hear the memorial song
Add SoundCloud URL above
✓ Place on reception table card
✓ Add to funeral program footer
✓ Display on TV/screen at venue
✓ Include in family condolence package
💌 Condolence Postcard
A song has been created in memory of your loved one.
We wanted to reach out with something meaningful — a personalized memorial song created from the life story of someone you love. It was crafted with care, and it belongs to your family.
📱
Scan to listen for free
No account needed. Just scan and hear their song.
finalverse.com/[song-link]
[Family Name]
[Address Line 1]
[City, State ZIP]
📦 Delivery Checklist
1
Song created — Lyrics written + Suno/Udio music generated and approved
2
Upload to SoundCloud — Create a private page in the funeral home's name. Copy the link above.
3
QR code ready — Generated above. Download and send to the funeral home contact.
4
Print postcard — Print the condolence postcard above. Mail to the family address from the obituary.
5
Send QR to funeral home — Email or text the QR code image so they can place it at the service.
6
Update order tracker — Mark order as Delivered. Start Day 3 follow-up sequence.
NEW0
LYRICS DONE0
MUSIC DONE0
DELIVERED0
No orders yet. Generate lyrics to create an order.
REAL PRODUCTION STATUS · UPDATED 2026-07-07 · NOT THE DEMO DATA IN OTHER TABS
🎵 LIVE LISTEN HUB ↗
WEBSITE
Live but stale
finalverseco.com — no push in 44 days. ~20 garbage entries live on /listen/ since 2026-05-24.
PAYMENTS
Stripe live, fulfillment dead
Live-mode payment links resolve today. A customer could pay right now with nothing happening after.
ORDERS
Zero, ever
No data/orders/ directory exists anywhere. No completed paid transaction on record.
SONG PRODUCTION PIPELINE
Scraper (was: name+date only, no bio)Fixed 2026-07-07 — pulls real obit text
Last automated run2026-07-07 — 15 new obits queued (real content)
Cron/launchd scheduled todayNone (0 entries) — still manual-run only
On-demand paid-order handlerBroken (syntax error) — unrelated, still open
FUNERAL HOME OUTREACH
Confirmed signed partners0
Voice calls (Bland.ai, Apr 2026)17 called, 0 booked
Bland.ai balance$2.73
Email outreach ever sentNever (no send log)
BROKEN ITEMS — SEE FULL AUDIT FOR DETAIL
• agent/handle_order.py line 84 — hard syntax error, paid-order handler cannot run
• com.dortch.finalverse-backend launchd service — crash-looping every 30s (PATH bug)
• Live site has ~20 garbage/scraper-artifact entries published since 2026-05-24
• Plaintext Gmail credentials in 2 scripts
• Two irreconcilable pricing models coexist (needs Thomas decision)
• 4 separate backend/site builds coexist, none marked canonical (needs Thomas decision)
Full detail: DORTCH_AI_COMMAND_CENTER/03_BUSINESSES/FINAL_VERSE/FINAL_VERSE_BROKEN_ITEMS.md
TODAY'S ACTIONS (from FINAL_VERSE_RELAUNCH_PLAN.md, Phase 0 — decisions only Thomas can make)
1. Pick a pricing model: $150–250/song (docs) vs. live Stripe packages ($297/$349/$97/$127/$597)
2. Confirm or reject the 5 Los Angeles funeral homes in the outreach script (undocumented elsewhere)
3. Pick one canonical backend out of the 4 that currently coexist
Full sequenced plan: FINAL_VERSE_RELAUNCH_PLAN.md · 7-day rollout: FINAL_VERSE_7_DAY_RELAUNCH_CAMPAIGN.md
Done ✓